Name
: John Inman 
Show name: (Mr Humphries) WILBERFORCE CLAYBOURNE HUMPHRIES
Making music
A Record breaking box office figures are the norm for John who started
his acting career at the age of 13.
His smash-hit BBC TV series ''Are You Being Served?'' is seen in tea
countries. His award winning character is action to ''Mr. Humphries''
is based on his observations when he was a window dresser for a leading
West End Store. A subject of ''This Is Your Life''. John - won the
coveted Silver Heart Award of the Variety Club of Great Britain as
BBC TV's Light Entertainment Personality of the Year. He was also
voted Top Comedy Personality by TV Times readers.
WILBERFORCE CLAYBOURNE HUMPHRIES,
who's always keen to stress he has friends of all shapes, sizes and
sexes, is senior assistant on Men swear With over ten years' service,
he could easily have been pursuing a showbiz career: his dancing background
includes being a Sunshine Babe at the age of eight, and an
instructor
at Weston-super-Mare's Twinkle Toes Dance Salon.
With
his mincing walk, effeminate demeanour and predilection for making
lace mats, Mr Humphries, who's al50 a palmist, is a colourful character
in the department. Single and still living with his elderly mother,
who works part-time at a local sex cinema. He was originally refused
a job at Grace Brothers until his mother came to the rescue, imploring
Young Mr Grace to reconsider.
With
a heart of gold, the altruistic Mr Humphries, who warms his slippers
in the oven and attends choir practice on Thursdays, is a popular
member of staf£ A visit to his local Woolworth's made John Inman
realize just how popular Are You
Being Served~ had become. 'The first series had just been shown and
I was at how you decorating my bathroom. I hadn't shaved for days,
was wearing paint-splattered jeans and needed some taps. So I popped
down to Woolies to buy some and was attacked by five ladies with prams!
They were all shouting: "That's him from the shop!" It was
scary; so after that I never went out without shaving and putting
on my best suit.'
The offer to play Mr Humphries was perfectly timed because it meant
John Inman didn't have to sign on at the labour exchange! 'I was in
pinto at Coventry; playing an Ugly Sister in Cinderella, when a script
arrived from David Croft. A little note stated he was doing this one-off
Comedy Piz house,
and wanted me to play Mr Humphries, the second assistant in the men
swear department. It was wonderftil because the pinto finished on
Saturday, and rehearsals for the pilot started on the Monday. It was
· an actors dream because I didn't have to sign on.'
Although
John, 62, felt Mr Humphries had little to do in the first episode,
it didn't matter 'The attraction was that it meant a week's wages.
There was no artistic attraction to the offer; I'd worked in a shop
before and felt qualified to play the character I knew how to fold
a shirt, enjoye4 looking smart, so everything seemed right.'
One event that sticks in John's memory is turning up for the rehearsal,
and meeting the rest of the cast for the first time. 'I was the only
person I'd never heard of!' laughs John. 'Everyone else was known
on JY but I didn't find it daunting because
everybody
was friendly and we got on like a house on fire - and still do.'
He's particularly close to Wendy Richard, who lives round the corner
from him in London. She's a lovely person. I think her first words
to me were: Ere, are you coming to the pub?" Which was music
to my ears!'
John, who frequently received letters from women proposing marriage,
still gets more letters from women than men. As the series progressed,
Mr Humphries' popularity increased as far as the audience was concerned;
but not everyone felt the same warmth towards the mummy's boy. John
Inman was the target for various gay rights movements, unhappy about
how he played the character.
On one occasion, he was doing a one-knighted near London when pickets
arrived at the theatre. ~There was a handful of people telling everyone
to boycott
my show, so I chatted with them and asked them to see the show, which
they did. I never saw them again. It happened again outside a club
in New Zealand, but we talked and smoothed things over.'
As John explains, Mr Humphries never claimed he was ~ay. ~I used to
say to people, the day you see him do it over the counter you can
complain, but his sexuality was never mentioned. He was an Auntie
really, a little bit precious, lived with his mother and made a very
nice Yorkshire Pudding.'
When it came to bringing the character alive, John, who's a bachelor,
admits he didn't base Mr Humphries on anyone he'd encountered in his
life, but confesses the mincing walk was taken from a colleague he'd
met while working at Austin Reed before his acting career took off.
'The character as a whole wasn't influenced by any one person, but
I remember a man from the cuff-link counter at Austin Reed who wore
steel tips on his shoes. The shop had a marble floor in those days
and you could hear him coming a mile off, so I copied his
walk. But he wasn't really based on anybody because Mr Humphries developed
with the series.'
Born in Preston, John moved to Blackpool when he was twelve. His mother
ran a boarding house in the town, while his father owned a hairdressing
business. John always wanted to work on the stage and his parents
paid for him to attend elocution lessons in the local church hall.
His acting debut took place on Blackpool's South Pier, aged thirteen:
I played a lad called
Tony in a stage version of Freda~ earning five pounds in the process.'
Upon leaving school he worked in a gents outfitters in Blackpool,
before joining Austin Reed and moving to Manchester. After a spell
in London he left to become a scenic artist at a theatre in Crewe
I did it so I could earn my Equity card, and then moved on to become
a stage manager.
Whenever John was out of work, he supplemented his income by working
for various shops, and it was one Christmas - while he was demonstrating
a plastic toy in a store's toy department -that he received a message
to call David Croft. A friend of mine came to the store and told me
I had to phone David because he wanted me to appear
one of his shows. I was so excited at the prospect I didn't bother
returning to the shop after lunch.'
David gave John his screen debut in a no spelling role as a worker
in a sherbet factory Although he appeared in other television productions
- including Grace and Favour,; Blanket Blank Celebrity Squares as
eries of Odd Man Out playing Neville Surdiffe, a fish and chip shop
owner, and ITv's Take A Letter; Mr Jones in 1981, playing Graham Jones,
a secretary - most of his career has been spent on the stage.
It's in pinto that John, whose favourite hobby is work, feels most
at h9me, and every Christmas he is in demand. ~I'm happy on the stage,
~t's my first lo
But the time spent in Are You Being Served? was the happiest period
in his life. 'I desperately tried remembering it, because I kmew that
such a happy successful time probably wouldn't happen again, John
admits. ~Such moments can be forgotten quickly, especially when you're
leading a busy life, so I purposely made myself slow down a bit to
remember those wonderful times.'